Thursday, January 20, 2011

Yes, I make Office references in every day life.

I love The Office.  I am addicted. I admit it.  I watch the show just about every night before I go to bed.  Because I love it.  Someone asked me how many times I'd watched all the season, and I have no idea, but I'm sure it's a lot.  My old roommates would always tease me that I would quote lines from The Office all the time, or they would tell me something and I would say, "It's like in The Office when . . ." and then go on to tell something that happened in the show.  A lot of my Facebook statuses are Office quotes.  But there are so many good quotes.  So this post is dedicated entirely to The Office.  No, I am not watching this as I type this, but yes, I do wish I were :)

Jim Halpert: Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galatica

Dwight Schrute: Through simple concentration I can both raise and lower my cholesterol.
Pam Beesly: Why would you raise your cholesterol?
Dwight Schrute: So I can lower it.

Michael Scott: Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.

Phyllis: Does everyone know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?
Kevin: Kevin Malone.
Bob: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Stanley: Stanley Hudson.
Bob: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: Ryan Howard.
Bob: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: What line of work you in, Bob?

Dwight: Michael always says "K-I-S-S. Keep it simple, stupid." Great advice. Hurts my feelings every time.

(very, very bad recording but it's the best YouTube had.)

Girl: I found the needle in the hay stack!
Dwight Schrute: Hey congratulations! Do you know what your prize is?
Girl: I dunno.
Dwight Schrute: Nothing. Life lesson, some tasks are not worth doing.

Michael Scott: I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself.

Dwight Schrute: I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?

Michael Scott: I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.

Dwight Schrute: Why tip someone for a job I’m capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car.

Dwight Schrute: No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs and get a distress call from the commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around, fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.

Michael Scott: “My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter ... where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or ... or where you've been ... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.”

Does this make you just want to go watch The Office?  I do.

1 comment:

  1. The Office is seriously the best show on TV! I Love Love Love Love it! Great quotes!
    The hubby and I used to watch it every single night before bed too-- then we finally burned out on seeing the same episodes again and again, so we're taking a break. Goodness knows it would be awful to burn out on the show! =)


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