My family is pretty funny. We think so, at least. We have a family quote wall, and if you make the wall you are a legit family member. We have a few outsiders that have made the wall, but they are few and far between. It's a pretty exclusive wall. Anyways, I thought I would share some of the quotes we have on there. Hopefully you'll find us as funny as we think we are.
Melissa: They got mad at me because I didn't lie to their children about Santa Claus.
Dad: I love her and everything, but I'm ready to see her go
Mom: Hunny, they could be saying that about us one day.
Mom: It said to put your name in the upper left hand corner of the paper. Why did you put it in the right?
Isaac: I can't write with my left hand.
Sam: Aubrey, do you know what lonely means?
Aubrey: Yes, it is when I'm in the car and no one is driving.
Alli: Let's go to Wal Mart and see if it's there, and if it is we'll admire it and then come home.
Ashley: If you lose it I'll shove this licorice up your butt.
Indy: It's called a licroscopy.
Sam: Did you talk to Braelin today?
Sam: What'd you say?
Aubrey: I asked him to marry me.
Sam: What'd he say to that?
Aubrey: He said he'd think about it.
Ashley: It's not gonna happen in one day. Give up.
Mom: Ok what is wrong with my computer?
Ashley and Alli together: Did you turn it on?
Ashley: It is single awareness day. Samantha, are you aware that you are single?
Sam: Why did you do it then?
Briar: I was trying to be like Jesus.
Briar: One time I had a dream about Scott Henderson. Pretty sure I was making out with my pillow because it felt real.
Indy to Sam: Are you mad?
Sam: Do I look mad?
Sam: Is Melissa mad?
Indy: Yeah, I think she's mad.
Sam: Are you mad?
Indy: No, I'm not mad. I'm scared, but I'm not mad.
On Thanksgiving day, right after dinner:
Mom: We should play a Wii activity game!
Dad: Like Wii vomit?
Dad and Alli on the phone:
Alli: Dad, ask that guy if he'll take me to your work party. Tell him I'm cute!"
Silence as dad answers . . .
Alli: Yes I'll be nice!
Mom: Ok, we're not doing Christmas this year.
Ashley: Awww, I already said I was attending on Facebook.
Indy: You're breaking my clavicle.
Sam: You don't have a clavicle.
Indy: Why? Because I'm not a girl?
Aubrey is running around, acting like a horse.
Alli: If she was a horse, she'd be a mustang.
Sam: If she was a horse, she'd be glue.