Sands Family Quote Wall

My family is pretty funny.  We think so, at least.  We have a family quote wall, and if you make the wall you are a legit family member.  We have a few outsiders that have made the wall, but they are few and far between.  It's a pretty exclusive wall.  Anyways, I thought I would share some of the quotes we have on there.  Hopefully you'll find us as funny as we think we are.

Melissa:  They got mad at me because I didn't lie to their children about Santa Claus.

Dad:  I love her and everything, but I'm ready to see her go
Mom:  Hunny, they could be saying that about us one day.

Mom:  It said to put your name in the upper left hand corner of the paper.  Why did you put it in the right?
Isaac:  I can't write with my left hand.

Sam:  Aubrey, do you know what lonely means?
Aubrey:  Yes, it is when I'm in the car and no one is driving.

Alli:  Let's go to Wal Mart and see if it's there, and if it is we'll admire it and then come home.

Ashley: If you lose it I'll shove this licorice up your butt.
Indy:  It's called a licroscopy.

Sam:  Did you talk to Braelin today?
Aubrey:  Yes.
Sam: What'd you say?
Aubrey: I asked him to marry me.
Sam: What'd he say to that?
Aubrey:  He said he'd think about it.

Ashley:  It's not gonna happen in one day.  Give up.

Mom:  Ok what is wrong with my computer?
Ashley and Alli together:  Did you turn it on?

Ashley:  It is single awareness day.  Samantha, are you aware that you are single?

Sam:  Why did you do it then?
Briar:  I was trying to be like Jesus.

Briar:  One time I had a dream about Scott Henderson.  Pretty sure I was making out with my pillow because it felt real.

Indy to Sam:  Are you mad?
Sam:  Do I look mad?
Indy:  Yes
Sam:  Is Melissa mad?
Indy:  Yeah, I think she's mad.
Sam:  Are you mad?
Indy:  No, I'm not mad.  I'm scared, but I'm not mad.

On Thanksgiving day, right after dinner:
Mom: We should play a Wii activity game!
Dad:  Like Wii vomit?

Dad and Alli on the phone:
Alli:  Dad, ask that guy if he'll take me to your work party.  Tell him I'm cute!"
Silence as dad answers . . .
Alli:  Yes I'll be nice!

Mom:  Ok, we're not doing Christmas this year.
Ashley:  Awww, I already said I was attending on Facebook.

Indy:  You're breaking my clavicle.
Sam:  You don't have a clavicle.
Indy:  Why?  Because I'm not a girl?

Aubrey is running around, acting like a horse.
Alli:  If she was a horse, she'd be a mustang.
Sam:  If she was a horse, she'd be glue.